Woolly Sweater Aficionado T-Shirts

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Romance

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Genetic Manipulation

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

The wool club for mammoths.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"It was a crime of fashion."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Academia in Winter

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Shear Love.

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Wooly mammoth

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Sheep Knitting.

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."