Woolly Sweater Aficionado T-Shirts

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Romance

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Genetic Manipulation

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Academia in Winter

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

The wool club for mammoths.

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Shear Love.

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

My tail's cold.

Sheep Knitting.

My feet were cold.

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"Your father helped me, too."

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.