Wooly Wonder Enthusiast Mugs

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Genetic Manipulation

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Sportknitting

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"My parents hate it."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Academia in Winter

The wool club for mammoths.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Shear Love.

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Wooly mammoth

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'