Wolverhampton Wanderers Supporter Gifts

Adama Traore

Playing Fetch.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Eat my dust!"

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Leafs win the Cup!

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Keep Off The Hay

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

Wolfman riding in the Car

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

"Madonna's out early this morning."

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"It says here researchers have found we're not as smart as some people believe."

"I'm on a diet. I'm taking a blood thinner."

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'