Wolverhampton Wanderers Supporter Gifts

Adama Traore

Playing Fetch.

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Keep Off The Hay

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Wolfman riding in the Car

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

"I'm on a diet. I'm taking a blood thinner."