Loyal Gunners Supporter Gifts

Footballers - Tony Adams

'My feet are killing me.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Mohamed Salah

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

100k Desert Crawl

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Jose Mourinho

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

World Cup Fan.

Footballers - Sol Campbell

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Football addict

"I take it your team lost again!"

'We're still crazy then ...'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"We will remember them."

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

Football merchandising - 1953.

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Sports area vendors.