Yorkshire Supporter Gifts

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Men can show their emotions!

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Football addict

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

"We will remember them."

'Determined little guy.'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"Alas, poor Yorkie! I knew him well."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home