Yorkshire Culture Fan Gifts

E-Bahgum Mail

'Thank-you God.'

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Barristers

Time for Tea!

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

Where Scottish milk comes from.

The Grim Rapper

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Hip hop Santa.

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

Pikey and Chav.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Socks and Sandals

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

Rob Brydon.

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

Queen reigning.

Happy Valentine's Day!

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'