Yorkshire Culture Lover Gifts

Society of Professional Yorkshiremen

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Essex computer.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

James Joyce

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

W. B. Yeats

Josephine Baker

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

Snakes Return To Ireland

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

'So how long have you had this tendency to self-harm?'

Rule Britannia!

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

Easter Island Bonnets

"Alas, poor Yorkie! I knew him well."

'Uh-oh, they must be looking for St. Patrick.'

People Holidaying in the Highlands

All British Space Mission

St. Patrick's Day

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

Emphasis on broadcasters not knowing regions "..correspondent in the welsh capital, Glasgow.."

Go Britain!

Alex Salmond: Bannockburn.

'Me name's Murphy, I'm Oirish and no cracks about couch potato.'

Luciano Pavarotti.

Happy St Patrick's Day!

There's a fly in my Irish coffee. Fly does not live by soup alone.

'Kiss me -- I'm an Irish frog!'