Yorkie Enthusiast Gifts

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

'You'll never know how much you mean to me, Stanley! You're my surrogate Yorkie!"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

East End Maps.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

"Alas, poor Yorkie! I knew him well."

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

"He's my discomfort animal."

East End Maternity Hospital - "It's a barrow boy."

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

Cat-traction.....!

'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.'

A Day at the Comics Bar

'He found a lap he likes and don't want to give it up.'

Why are the cartoons in The New Yorker so hard to understand? In the humor universe, they exist to balance out the extremely obvious jokes in "The Fusco Brothers." The New Yorker.

E-Bahgum Mail

The new Yorkshire based auction site: E-bay Gum.

'Go ahead, go out, yolk it up a little, but make sure you'r back for breakfast.'

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

Tommy John

The Yankees smashed,clobbered, crushed, subjugated, whacked, humbled, shellacked, smeared Seattle, or was it the other way around?'

Society of Professional Yorkshiremen

Free Kitten to any Child Unaccompanied by an Adult.

That's Margaret, our token cat person.

New Yorkers wear Yankee hats.