Yorkie Enthusiast Gifts

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

'You'll never know how much you mean to me, Stanley! You're my surrogate Yorkie!"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

East End Maps.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

"Alas, poor Yorkie! I knew him well."

"He's my discomfort animal."

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

East End Maternity Hospital - "It's a barrow boy."

A Day at the Comics Bar

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

Cat-traction.....!

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.'

'He found a lap he likes and don't want to give it up.'

E-Bahgum Mail

The new Yorkshire based auction site: E-bay Gum.

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

'Go ahead, go out, yolk it up a little, but make sure you'r back for breakfast.'

Society of Professional Yorkshiremen

Free Kitten to any Child Unaccompanied by an Adult.

That's Margaret, our token cat person.

"This show is about as exciting as watching grass or paint dry or litter clump..."

New Yorkers wear Yankee hats.