Yolk Enthusiast Gifts

'Go ahead, go out, yolk it up a little, but make sure you'r back for breakfast.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Arts and crafts

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

How lazy people decide what to eat

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"You had me at alternative milk."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Woman knitting a washing line.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

Knitted Kitty.

String Theory for Beginners.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Cat Sisyphus

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'