Yeast Enthusiast Gifts

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

"Shine? Heck I can't even rise until I've had my first cup of yeast."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Main Types of Cheese

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

I love Cannelloni

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

How to win friends and Influenza People.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Stratigraphy

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"We REALLY do get better with age."

WHACK!