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"Shine? Heck I can't even rise until I've had my first cup of yeast."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

The Main Types of Cheese

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

I love Cannelloni

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Stratigraphy

WHACK!

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."