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The Passover Police

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

But is it organic?

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

Recycling bottle bank.

'Diet considerations.'

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

The Authentic Christmas.

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

'Trade you lunches?'

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

Complex Carbs