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'Would you like the low-carb, gluten-free, or the hell, bring-it-on section?'

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Freshest ice cream in town!

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Planting veggies

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Thermidor Dali

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

The Aisle

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

I am to blame.

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'