Carefree Foodie T-Shirts

'After 25 years of research we've concluded that you should just eat, drink and be merry.'

"Medical reports say we all die sooner or later. So eat what you wish."

Give quiche a chance!

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"I'll be awhile, folks. We have a free-range chef and he's run off again."

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

'What kind of...'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

'If I can touch my toes I can touch dessert.'

'I didn't feel like cooking today.'

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

Aesthetic Pioneers

Christmas jig

"Hunger is an illusion. I'll have a zenwich."

"I'd like to try something different- something that takes a lot of guts to eat."

Woman Delivering Lunch to Builder.

"Kids eat free before six o'clock."

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.