Relaxed Foodie T-Shirts

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"You're the lid to my pot."

Give quiche a chance!

Pasta

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Where cronuts come from.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

Chicken soup books

"You complete me."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

The vegan hunter

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

'What kind of...'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

'After 25 years of research we've concluded that you should just eat, drink and be merry.'

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

'I didn't feel like cooking today.'

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