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Give quiche a chance!

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Pasta

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Carpe pizza"

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"Namasteak"

"How 'local' is the fish?"

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

The vegan hunter

"It was a cold night, like tonight, back, I'd say, in 1954."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'To eat or not to eat?'

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

'What kind of...'

Evolution or Entree

GM Scarecrow

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

'After 25 years of research we've concluded that you should just eat, drink and be merry.'

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?