Peaceful Foodie Pillows

Give quiche a chance!

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Pasta

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Carpe pizza"

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Namasteak"

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

The vegan hunter

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

'To eat or not to eat?'

'What kind of...'

"It was a cold night, like tonight, back, I'd say, in 1954."

Evolution or Entree

GM Scarecrow

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

'After 25 years of research we've concluded that you should just eat, drink and be merry.'

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?