Thoughtful Foodie Pillows

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

'Red or white wine with fish?' 'They're dead. They don't care.'

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Comment on food.

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

Guess who's coming to dinner?

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

Theories expounded

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

Food for thought vendor serves think tank employees.

"All our ingredients are ethically sourced, so feel free to leave the sh*ttiest tip you can possibly imagine."

"How about an apple split for a change?"

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

“But I’m one of the cool ones!”

'Before we add any more preservatives, let's determine if it's worth preserving.'

"Hunger is an illusion. I'll have a zenwich."

Funny how everyone you meet up here claims they were vegetarian.

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

"Ever feel a teensy bit guilty when they're a vegan?"

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

I'm slowly becominging a vegan. I eat nothing you'd find in a petting zoo.

Soda! So many useless calories! Oh? You're wondering why I'm still round if I don't drink the stuff? Well? I got fat the old-fashioned way. I eat too much.

Think Tank Cafeteria. Any food for thought today?

GM food