Thoughtful Foodie Mugs

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

'Red or white wine with fish?' 'They're dead. They don't care.'

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

Comment on food.

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

"All our ingredients are ethically sourced, so feel free to leave the sh*ttiest tip you can possibly imagine."

Guess who's coming to dinner?

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

Theories expounded

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

"How about an apple split for a change?"

"Hunger is an illusion. I'll have a zenwich."

“But I’m one of the cool ones!”

'Before we add any more preservatives, let's determine if it's worth preserving.'

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

"Ever feel a teensy bit guilty when they're a vegan?"

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

GM food

I'm slowly becominging a vegan. I eat nothing you'd find in a petting zoo.

"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."