Foodie Freedom Lover Pillows

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

Counting ribs

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Kitchen Kapers

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Important Food Groups

Benihana style of cooking.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Give quiche a chance!

The Streets - Night

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Pasta

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'