Mild Mannered Foodie T-Shirts

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

hard-boiled egg...

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'The Burrito King.'

Banana Split Personality

The Main Types of Cheese

Give quiche a chance!

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Diner

'What do you do with the thumbs?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Baloneystini

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

'It feels warm enough to me.'