Relaxed Foodie Mugs

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"You're the lid to my pot."

Give quiche a chance!

Pasta

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Chicken soup books

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"You complete me."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

The vegan hunter

'What kind of...'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

'After 25 years of research we've concluded that you should just eat, drink and be merry.'

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

You're the hot sauce on my everything.

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

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