Relaxed Eater Mugs

'After 25 years of research we've concluded that you should just eat, drink and be merry.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Trivia/Great Literature.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"Fridge-to-table"

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Goopta took early retirement.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"Never mind the vintage, we just want to get pissed."

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

"The good thing about eating a melon is that you wash your face at the same time!"

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

Hammock resting on books.