Relaxed Eater Prints

'After 25 years of research we've concluded that you should just eat, drink and be merry.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Trivia/Great Literature.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Fridge-to-table"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"Never mind the vintage, we just want to get pissed."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

"The good thing about eating a melon is that you wash your face at the same time!"

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

Hammock resting on books.

'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'