Laid-back Eater Prints

Anything Goes Cafe: No shoes, no shirt - come on in

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Born to be Mild.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

'No sweat shop'

'What kind of...'

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

'After 25 years of research we've concluded that you should just eat, drink and be merry.'

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

"Sloth!"

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

'I'm making pot pie.'

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

Come in here if you don't like....

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

"I put an olive in my beer and turn it into a health drink."

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

Cool Receptionist