Laid-back Eater Pillows

Anything Goes Cafe: No shoes, no shirt - come on in

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Born to be Mild.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

'No sweat shop'

'What kind of...'

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

'After 25 years of research we've concluded that you should just eat, drink and be merry.'

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Come in here if you don't like....

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

"Sloth!"

'I'm making pot pie.'

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

'We're very on-the-hoof, of the moment kind of people - would it be possible to dine off Styrofoam?'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

"I put an olive in my beer and turn it into a health drink."

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

'Doing?'

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'