Global Food Enthusiast T-Shirts

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"They know me here."

Thermidor Dali

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Pizza Tower Bridge

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