Global Food Enthusiast T-Shirts

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Your meal sounded nice."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Thermidor Dali

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Pizza Tower Bridge

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"They know me here."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Tzatzikicicle

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.