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Culture clash

Come dine with me!

Try to guess the continent dining...

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian.'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"Say it with Pierogies"

The Fault of the Fowl

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"This time, let's not just fill up on bread."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

"We take pride in offering food that's simple, basic, yet absurdly expensive."

" 'Tonight's Specials,' a poem."

'A bit pungent, perhaps, but very satisfying.'

Now I can afford anything on the menu, I can't digest anything on the menu.

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

'If you were in a hurry, sir, you shoudn't have ordered the overnight marinade.'

'Not an unqualified success chef...'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'My compliments to your bioengineer.'

"It probably tastes better than it looks!"

"Well, finally!!"

"How would you describe your trip to China?"

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

'Grumphie and frijol yields an unpleasant aubade.'

Survival of the Foodiest