Global Gastronaut T-Shirts

Find t-shirts made for the culinary traveler. Wear your love for global cuisines proudly with witty, stylish designs that speak to every gastronomic explorer.

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Ethnic food springing out of a menu. mockup

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

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Counting ribs

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"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma." mockup

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

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"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce." mockup

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

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"Will you have a Sphinx?"

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'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...' mockup

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

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'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!' mockup

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

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"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..." mockup

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

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Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies. mockup

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

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"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa." mockup

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

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"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven." mockup

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

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"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum." mockup

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

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"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?" mockup

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

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'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered. mockup

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

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"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!" mockup

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

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"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet." mockup

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

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Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree! mockup

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

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An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten. mockup

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

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'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!' mockup

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

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"How's the salmon?"

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60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers... mockup

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

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"Carpe pizza"

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"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean." mockup

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

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"I'm unable to process this image." mockup

"I'm unable to process this image."

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"Who ordered the moose en croute?" mockup

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

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Happy hour.

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In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza mockup

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

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'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.' mockup

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

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"First you make a roux."

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Culture clash

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A London gent abroad

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"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!" mockup

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

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'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.' mockup

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

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'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

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Global Gastronaut T-Shirts Collection

Global Gastronaut Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate global gastronauts—perfect for inspiring your culinary adventures every morning.

Global Gastronaut Pillows

Find pillows for the globetrotting foodie—comfort and humor combined, perfect for their cozy kitchen corner or living space.

Global Gastronaut Prints

Decorate with prints that capture the spirit of global gastronomy—ideal for any culinary traveler eager to showcase their passion for international cuisines.