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'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Next time YOU pronounce it!'

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

A London gent abroad

Chicken exchange students

Birthday cakes from around the world

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Just one more choccy...

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

Dijon Vu

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

The Master chef had produced his masterpiece... a monster Danish pastry!

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

Capturing a Cook

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

God Cooks Up Evolution

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."