Germ Enthusiasts Gifts

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'I can't remember if they wanted us to starve this one, or force-feed it.'

Staying safe

Disease Management

Too much cilantro

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Comicron

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

"I think I'm coming down with something."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Bacteria fame at last.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'