Germs Enthusiast Gifts

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his and he caught yours."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Wash your hands

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I think I'm coming down with something."

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'