Bacteria Aficionado Gifts

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

"I think I'm coming down with something."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"Ever killed a man?"

Friendly bacteria

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Bacteria fame at last.

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

"I feel so seen right now."

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

I hadn't seen that jerk in years - then the anti-vaxxers showed up, and now I see him everywhere.

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

House Plant Party

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'Is there something you're not telling me, Doctor?'