Bacteria Aficionado Prints

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"I think I'm coming down with something."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"Ever killed a man?"

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Bacteria fame at last.

Friendly bacteria

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

"I feel so seen right now."

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

House Plant Party

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'Is there something you're not telling me, Doctor?'

Institute of Infectious Diseases