Microbial Enthusiast Prints

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

Scientist looking down microscope - "My God! They're at it again.."

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'If I knew what those trillions of bacteria wanted, I'd give it to them.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"I think I'm coming down with something."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"Ever killed a man?"

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Friendly bacteria

Bacteria fame at last.

"I feel so seen right now."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Louis Pasteur

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

Mushrooms of New York

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."