Micro-organism Aficionado Prints

Friendly bacteria

"I'm going to get you fired."

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

"Ever killed a man?"

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Bacteria fame at last.

"I feel so seen right now."

Louis Pasteur

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Adios Amoebas

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Tonight's Lecture: Earth's Biodiversity at Risk. Obviously, they've never looked inside my refrigerator.

Mushrooms of New York

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

Sporozoa: One of the earliest philosophers.

Center for disease control - I'd like you to meet Dr. Blumenkraft, he's our top mucous man

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

The Bacteria Bowl

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'

"Femember, if they catch you and put you in a vaccine, you're working for the enemy."

"Don't you remember me? I'm Pete, we met in Mrs Johnson's large intestine."

'Looks like a virus.'

What I'd really like to do is get out of this petri dish and go infect the world.

"I live in your toilet."