Microbe Lover Prints

'Take god care of your bacteria! it may well be the only culture you'll ever have....'

Harry has the little talk about the birds and the bees.

"Femember, if they catch you and put you in a vaccine, you're working for the enemy."

When good bacteria meet bad bacteria.

What I'd really like to do is get out of this petri dish and go infect the world.

'He spoke in millions. Then I learned he was a bacteriologist.'

Louis Pasteur

The Joy of Asexual Reproduction

Lyme Disease Research Lab

"Ever killed a man?"

Bacteria fame at last.

Friendly bacteria

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"I feel so seen right now."

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Adios Amoebas

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

Center for disease control - I'd like you to meet Dr. Blumenkraft, he's our top mucous man

Sporozoa: One of the earliest philosophers.

Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises.

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

Tough germ.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

The Bacteria Bowl

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'