Microbial Enthusiast Gifts

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

Scientist looking down microscope - "My God! They're at it again.."

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'If I knew what those trillions of bacteria wanted, I'd give it to them.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"I think I'm coming down with something."

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"Ever killed a man?"

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

Friendly bacteria

Bacteria fame at last.

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

"I feel so seen right now."

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Louis Pasteur

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'