Microbe Aficionado Gifts

"Dudes! Lets hit the scopes!"

Sporozoa: One of the earliest philosophers.

'I'm dying. Call 'Universal Hospice.''

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Ever killed a man?"

Friendly bacteria

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"I feel so seen right now."

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"Well Darling, there you go, our own bit of swamp: A perfect place to raise a family..."

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Louis Pasteur

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Adios Amoebas

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

"Please, George...not here!"

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Mushrooms of New York

Ok, now I know why the other superheroes wear masks.

National Opera: Wriggletto

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises.

Center for disease control - I'd like you to meet Dr. Blumenkraft, he's our top mucous man

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'