Microbiome Aficionado Gifts

"They claim to have more helpful gut bacteria than any other palace in town."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

"Ever killed a man?"

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Friendly bacteria

"I feel so seen right now."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Louis Pasteur

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Adios Amoebas

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Mushrooms of New York

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

Louis Pasteur Looks Back: "Of course I'm very pleased with pasteurized milk, but naming a wine or beer after me would have been a lot more charismatic."

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

"These grapes are a bit funny."

Center for disease control - I'd like you to meet Dr. Blumenkraft, he's our top mucous man

Sporozoa: One of the earliest philosophers.

Thomas Hunt Morgan

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

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'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'