Microbiology Buff Gifts

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"You're looking in great shape."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Disease Management

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Tour de Frank"

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

How life on Earth really got its start.

Dog forced to return bone

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Sperm Whale.

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

DNA Analysis.

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

Gene Therapy

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."