Microbe Enthusiasts Gifts

New - anaerobic organisms in air-tight containers.

"You could call it cilia. I prefer to think of it as designer stubble."

"Let's get married and start a global pandemic."

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

"Ever killed a man?"

Friendly bacteria

Bacteria fame at last.

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"I feel so seen right now."

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Louis Pasteur

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Adios Amoebas

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

Mushrooms of New York

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

Louis Pasteur Looks Back: "Of course I'm very pleased with pasteurized milk, but naming a wine or beer after me would have been a lot more charismatic."

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises.

Center for disease control - I'd like you to meet Dr. Blumenkraft, he's our top mucous man

Sporozoa: One of the earliest philosophers.

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

The Bacteria Bowl

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'

"Femember, if they catch you and put you in a vaccine, you're working for the enemy."

"Don't you remember me? I'm Pete, we met in Mrs Johnson's large intestine."