Bacteria Enthusiast Gifts

The Bacteria Bowl

'What are YOU looking at?'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"What are you in for?"

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"I think I'm coming down with something."

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"Ever killed a man?"

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Friendly bacteria

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Bacteria fame at last.

"I feel so seen right now."

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"