Microbiology Nerds Gifts

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

Disease Management

"Tour de Frank"

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Naked Mole Rat

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

DNA Analysis.

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

Gene Therapy

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Footballer and Bacteria.

Protoplasm

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Cell splitting - don't do that.

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."