Germ Awareness Enthusiast Gifts

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing.

Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Comicron

'Gesundheit.'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

"I think I'm coming down with something."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"Ever killed a man?"

Friendly bacteria

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Bacteria fame at last.

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'