Fermentation Enthusiast Gifts

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

But is it organic?

At the market

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Food waste with recycling symbol

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'