Fermentation Enthusiast Pillows

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

But is it organic?

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

At the market

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

How to win friends and Influenza People.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"What are you in for?"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."