Fermentation Fanatics Pillows

"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Fetch.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I'm working from home today."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

Super hero dog.

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Boy and his dog

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

The last song before the party exploded.

'So this is goodbye then!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Some scents are nonsense.

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"The antidote is $150."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"Here's the problem."

Pheromones.

Blend Schools

"Honestly, I prefer stick."