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"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Super Dog'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I'm working from home today."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Super hero dog.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Boy and his dog

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'So this is goodbye then!'

The last song before the party exploded.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

Some scents are nonsense.

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"The antidote is $150."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Pheromones.

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."