Fermentation Aficionado Gifts

'He drinks the wine and then lays it down.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

You're the botanicals in my gin

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Side effects may include....'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Plasma Ball

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

Dip Pen

It's an experiment.

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."